Oh, Belly Donut.

My New Year's resolution is to have a belly-donut. Or was it not to have a belly-donut? Mmm, donuts. Especially French crullers or that one special limited-edition strawberry blossom one that Tim Hortons had 2 summers ago in Canada with the little candy strawberry crumbles on it like the kind that go on those ice cream pops from the ice cream trucks.

No, I don't do drugs. Never!!! Straightedge for life!

Wine, on the other hand...