If I were a Jew Girl...

Nahnahnahnahnahnahnah nahnahnahnahnahnahnahhhhh,
if i had all the money in the world, i would be a happy girrrrrrl!

--Gwen Stefani's "Rich Girl" (as opposed to the Hall and Oates' "Rich Girl," which is also an excellent, catchy song.)

I'm not Jewish, but if I were, this is what I would ask Hannukkuh Harry (remember him from SNL?) for:

• The Real Festivus


• Missing Brendan on DVD
  starring The OC's Chrismukkah fanatic, Adam Brody, my youngish dream date


• Born to Kvetch


• Arrested Development, Season 2 DVD


• Latke Larry
  (featuring the voice of Larry Stiller! Be sure to check out the video footage in the Larry in Action section of the site)


• The OC - 2nd Season
  I don't care if people tell me this season sucked. Adam Brody is still in the show, right?


• Fraud by David Rakoff
  (an NPR favorite, whose humorous style is often compared to Sedaris)


• The Jazz Singer on DVD, starring Neil Diamond and Laurence Olivier!

Phew, it is late! I will go rest now, with visions of matzo balls and kreplach dancing in my head.

BTW, I just heard on the news that Yahoo! just hired The Apprentice's Rebecca! I wonder what she'll be doing. Well anyway I bet Yahoo's a better fit for her than that kooky Trump business.